L.A. Fellowship

 

I literally laughed out loud when I got the letter

    followed by a whoop, a gasp, and a wide-mouthed stare

astonished that after thirty-seven futile submissions

    my application had been accepted

by not one but two writer’s fellowships,

    separated by a yawning diagonal of 2,782 miles

                meandering from NYU to USC.

 

Having spent the last month condemned to an adjunct purgatory

that would crush the Pilgrim's faith, with or without Virgil,

    I must choose between Trojan Scylla and Gotham Charybdis;

no more stinging wasps and hornets

    pursuing me on the plains of Cook County.

 

Then I saw all the empty seats at

    Dodger Stadium for Game 5 of the NLCS and wondered

how I could go to a wasteland

where so few could see the beauty

    when Clayton Kershaw bent a 95-mile-an-hour slider

            around the barrel of a 39-inch

            bat or the grace

of Yasiel Puig scooping a line-drive on one hop and gunning

    it to third to justly halt a greedy runner.

Even with the Met, Guggenheim, and Frick,

there’s always a line to see the house that Ruth built,

            or at least the empty lot where it once stood.